This is a surprisingly good picture of a Florida sunset taken out of the window of a moving car by my shitty camera phone. It was way better than this, almost like a painting. I think it's cuz of all the open burning they do of the forests here.
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You closed the poll? That's not right. And that certainly is an impressive sunset picture. In fact, after viewing this blog, I'm feverishly planning my own trip to Florida. I just can't wait to meet your mom's cat and talk on her crackberry. Oh and I can't wait to see that manatee sign either. How did you ever find the power to leave such a wonderful place?!
I know what you mean. I went to Florida wih my parents when I was a kid, and even then I noticed how beautiful it was.
One evening, we took a little inland cruise, and as we went along, the porpoises would swim along with the bout, swimming alongside the bow, then springing out of the water in formations of two, three, sometimes even six or seven. It was incredible! Not to mention easy pickins. It got to where we didn't think it was sporting to use the guns anymore, so Dad just hung me over the side, and I'd bonk them on the heads with the little Louisville Slugger(tm) bat I'd gotten the night before at the local ballpark watching the Daytona Layabouts play the Pascagoula Welfare Recipients. I would wait for them to jump out of the water, then see how many I could hit before they went back under, kind of like Whack-A-Mole(tm), if you will.
Well, turns out the joke was on me. It turns out that a miniature bat weilded my a miniature human is a less than lethal combination where porpoises are concerned, so when dad let go of my ankles, I had a bill to pay, as it were. The porpoises surrounded me, and proceeded to gang deflower me in the most heinous (and not just to my anus) fashion. If I ever had a question as to whether or not Porpoises and dolphins are mammals, it was answered in no uncertain terms that night, I can assure you. Well, some of them turned out to be pretty cool, and we played cards and junk until dad came back to get me in the morning.
Boy, I'l never forget my trip to Florida. I'd post some pictures myself, but I'm pretty sure that even though I am grown up now, thay would still be considered kiddie porn. Plus, I think they're still considered evidence, by your leave.
Hey, guys-I'm not gonna let the man put his thumb on me, so listen up: The secret word is "kqzjnw". Don't let them keep you out! You won't keep me down, interweb! Write it down! Power to the people! Viva Zapata!
I guess it's time for a new poll.
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